The Benefits of Having a Staff Page

My staff page on Centerstage includes a link for people to write to me. Usually this means I get sent press releases, occasionally I get an interesting comment on a review, and once in a while I get this:

Subject Line: [StaffPage] THE DRACONIAN REPTILIANS AND THE ILLUMINATI

TO: Zev Valancy - zev[dot]n[dot]valancy[at]gmail[dot]com
They Found You From Here: http://centerstagechicago.com/writers/
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FROM: LORD REV DYJUAN D BARNES YAHWEH PH.D
Email: LORDREVDBARNES@GMAIL.COM
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we must stop them and expose their alien agendas now
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The Last Page They Saw Was: http://centerstagechicago.com/writers/details.cfm?ID=310

A least we have a member of the nobility, who is also a Reverend, a Ph.D, and God on the job. Reptilians and Illuminati won't stand a chance.